Saturday, December 31, 2011

saving the worst till last

Well, here we are at the final cookbook.  Possibly the worst cookbook in the world.

And this is possibly the most disgusting food I have prepared.  Not just this year, but any time in my life.

Thank you to the friends who gave me this book.  I will never use it again.

Here is the sequence of assembly of the most unpleasant biscuit treat ever devised.  And yet I did eat it.

Sweet 'n' Salty Tea Sandwiches from Baltz, E. Junk Foodie: 51 delicious recipes for the lowbrow gourmand Adams Media 2010

Modifications: Used Tiny Teddies, Smiths chips and Kewpie mayonnaise.
Verdict: Just. Awful. (Actually, she said "Not too bad at all, really." - the Fella)

That's all for tonight. 

Happy New Year everybody, and I'll be back soon with reflections on this year.  I'm far too tired and full tonight.


  1. Congratulations! And I'll believe you'll never use the book again when I see it. Heh.

  2. Go Lissy you Super Cookbook Challenge Completer! Mighty proud, and rather envious of the custard right now. The last recipe would go down well here in Cambodge, but would need added msg.

    Now to sell it to a publisher and get the rights to all those scans. XX

  3. You made it!
    You made everything!
    Is there enough room in your house for all the smugness?
    Also, please to send link to this year's blog. There is a this year's blog, isn't there?

  4. Thank you everyone. I am indeed smug. In fact I am so embiggened with smugness my clothes are a little tight. Or perhaps that's the custard.

    There will indeed be blogging this year. Will be back very soon!

  5. very soon when? where is the roundup? hurry up cos i'm wasting precious cambodge megabytes checking each day. xxx


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